Submitted by Shaina Cavazos.
Then-Editor-in-Chief Zach Toombs spent approximately 1,000 hours trying to write headlines for the basketball special section. ME Lyndsie Manusos had basically fallen asleep, curled up in a rolling chair, and I (then-production manage) was ready to kill Zach. It was funnier at the time. He eventually wrote the headlines, but neither of us were truly happy with them — perfectionist problems. Then we went to IHOP.